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I'm Melissa, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance
i'm a rocket scientist with big hopes, dreams and goals
i can beat you in frisbee golf, and i've been asked to go pro for many years now by the World Team Federation Of Mega Frisbee Golf or the "WTF,OMFG" for short
it's kind of a big deal
i once defended a small village deep in the Amazon against horde of vicious army ants using nothing but a drumstick and an expired McDonalds coupon
i can successfully tear down and rebuild an average sized five bedroom house in approximately ten minutes
i invented waffles. and a car that runs on orange juice.
i'll give you bonafide lovin', when i find out what it means first
i've been called stronger than gorilla glue
i give a new definition to the words "Flame On"
i bought, built, stocked, and opened a convenience store all within' the same hour.
you're pretty amazed i can tell, but fear not...i'm actually not nearly as amazing as this.
but i'm nice to pretty much everyone, and i know how to have a good time [:
One time i had a pet bee that stung me
I brush my teeth and i take a lot of showers throughout the day
Sometimes I smile for no reason (but secretly there's a reason)
I've turned down dates before to go skating and surfing
I like hearing and sharing stories with people i love
One time i did acid and saw dinosaurs in our underwater car
I've fallen asleep talking on the phone with someone and woke up then next morning at the same time they did
Someday i want to become a doctor
When i'm sad i'll only sleep with one pillow
I have odd toes
I'm scared of spiders but i let on bite me one time to see what it felt like
I've been in love i think twice in my life.
I'm allergic to cats but i still want one anyway.
I'll eat poptarts and cereal for dinner sometimes
i was made in Hawaii and born in Texas and currently live in Colorado
i love to surf
so far i know that everything that's happened to
me thus far i'm grateful for
literally everything
and i like moving forward and telling myself
that things'll look up
i love strawberry icecream
i enjoy everyone i'm with,
EVERYONE the nice ones
and the mean ones and the ones in between
the beautiful minds
and the ones with violent intentions
im a complete avatard.
i try to see everything around me and smile
i have friends
please don't mess with them
my best friend might kill or seriously injure you
(take it as a warning)
yes, I'm asian.
Imma confusing person, sorry,
I say i'll do something, but never do.
I get mad for the silliest things possible.
I make too many mistakes, & try to learn from them.
I'm in denial.
I'm not the biggest fan of people who judge.
and I wish I could fly.

Relationship Meme

Sun Dec 27, 2009, 10:58 PM
RELATIONSHIP MEME

1.] Choose as many characters as youd like but WARNING theyre are 42 questions
on tht note, just Max and Mo ^^;

2.] Choose a lover/boyfriend/girlfriend for them
Mo&Jen and Max&Steph

Mo: WHOOOO! xD
Jen: agh NOO!! Dx

Max: hehe awesome


GENERAL
1.] How many relationships have you had in the past?
Mo: oh man uhh...theres too many, im counting around...1500..

Max: um like...6 ^^


2.] wow.. What was your best and worst sexual/romantic experiences?
Mo: my best was with Jen *smirks* and my worst was *gags a bit* Gretel touguing me *gags* e_e she smelled like BO and ZOO DIRT! *shudders*

Max: uh my best was the first time i used duh Tital Wave *smirks* and my worst was when Gretel came to my lab in a playboy bunny get-up and hopped rite down on me..


3.] haha ouch xD Who did you loose your virginity to? and when?
Mo: um a hooker ^^; when i was 16..

Max: Jane, shes from Rome *smirks* its pretty gnarly and i was 17


4.] interesting... Does size matter to you?
Mo: well to an extent, yes. id like for her be rockin a decent set tah-tahs and a nice junk in the trunk too *smirks*

Max: not really, itd be nice but i fall for personality more tho, bro..


5.] Top 5 things your ideal mate needs are?
Mo: well she needs to accept my childish-ness and anger issues.. so i guess understanding, very smokin hot, honest, some nice eyes wouldnt hurt and she definately needs to like tacos

Max: um well she has to like the beach, have a nice bod, really easy-going, funny, and have an incurable laugh


6.] psh needy xD Who is the best kisser from experience?
Mo: probably Jen, Izzy wasnt bad tho *smirks*

Max: umm heh ive only kissed one girl ^^;


7.] Your biggest turn off is? turn on is?
Mo: when they vent or nag to me.. huge turn off, anything whispered in french will turn tht right around tho *smirks*

Max: if theyre chunky, sorry big dudets but i dont like to be crushed ^^; and a turn on would just be if she took her shirt off.. i dunno


8.] Are you the dumper or the dumpee? (as wrong as tht sounds xD)
Mo: haha reminds me of poo..gross xD anyway um its always a 50/50 split with tht one..

Max: haha it does, its like askin if ur either the dude or the turd tht came out of the dude who feels like crap after being let go *laughing* ahh um im usually the turd xD


GIRLS ONLY (and since theyre both guys)
1.] Do you prefer badboys or saints?
Me: badboys xD

2.] Long, shagged skater hair or short and spiked hair?
Me: thts a hard one, i think spiked ^^

3.] Sweetest thing a guy could do for/to you?
Me: if he gave me roses x3 or any kind of compliment ^^

4.] d'aww ^^ Brains or Bronze?
Me: id like him to be smart but i cant resist a buff guy xD

5.] Do sexy-accents draw you in? xD
Me: lol uhh depends xD


GUYS ONLY
1.] First thing you look at when checking out a girl?
Mo: haha um.. her ass xD

Max: *laughs* umm i dunno, her eyes..?


2.] typical. Nicest thing a girl could do for/to you?
Mo: hmm give me a massage or make me a taco 8D

Max: if she offered to go surfing with me ^^


3.] Would it bother you if the girl youre with was stronger than you?
Mo: oh hell yeah it would, im buff as is and if Jen was stronger than me..watch out people

Max: um yeah itd bother me a bit, dude..


4.] Could you make a good girl go bad?
Mo: hellz yeah i can xDD i do it allllll the time xD

Max: *laughs* um i sure can xD


5.] haha tht made me smile xD Do you consider yourself a romantic or a steel-stud?
Mo: haha a steel-stud *smirks*

Max: *laughs a bit* umm i guess a romantic xD


YOUR RELATIONSHIP
1.] Are you happy with who youre with?
Mo: i sure as hell am *smirks*

Max: more than you know *smug smiles*


2.] Does he/she have any perks tht you like(plays an instrument, dances, etc.) ? any flaws that you are bothered by(chews on nails, forgetful, etc.)?
Mo: she can cook awesome food, she sings like an angel, she can speak fluent french,*grins a bit to self* has a really cute smile and amazing electric blue eyes. i think the only flaw is if she gets mad, shes stubborn as a mule..

Max: hmm well she has really good aim, tht incurable laugh i love, shes childish like me and shes thoughtful. only flaw i can think of is her chinese cussin if shes like pissed..


3.] What was the sweetest thing he/she has ever done to/for you?
Mo: *laughs a bit* umm she sang me happy birthday once then gave me a hug *smiles a bit*

Max: she brought me a sandwich while i was workin in the lab but she left me a cute little note ^^


4.] awww x3 How long did it take for you to "fall" for him/her?
Mo: um i dunno, bout 6months i guess..

Max: not long, almost instantly *smiles a bit*


5.] If you got in a huge and terrible fight, how would you apologize?
Mo: make her her favorite dessert, buy a dozen red roses and write a nice thought-out sorry letter..

Max: id bring her a stuffed bunny and try to explain and say sorry to her


6.] how nice x3 Who wears the pants?
Mo: no one really, were kinda equal on tht part, its a happy medium ^^

Max: well its kinda in the middle but she makes most of the decisions soo she does a bit more than me i guess


7.] If he/she cheated on you, what would you do?
Mo: well.. i kno she wouldnt ever but if she did.. id still stick with her, i kno how much she hates to be alone and she'd probably kno her mistake..

Max: umm...well thts a hard one dudes...im not really sure, its harder being the guy cuz if i was the chick and the guy cheated on me, id kick his nads but im a dude and i dont hit girls, especially Steph..


8.] What traits do you love about him/her personality-wise? traits you hate?
Mo: i like how easy-going she is when you get to kno her, shes actually fun and i can get along with her real well..the only thing is her anger again but i kno how it feels soo i look past tht..

Max: uhh didnt i already answer somethin like this?.. oh well, i like how carefree in a kid kind of way she is. shes real nice and happy always. its hard not to smile back at her


ABOUT THEM
answer the following to see how much you about your lover:

What's his/her favorite:
Color?
Mo: she loves dark red and hates yellow
Max: um purple's her favorite, i think..

Food?
Mo: haha tacos *smirks*
Max: spagetti ^^

Car?
Mo: um well i kno she digs the Lotus and a nice Viper too, ahh thts my girl *smirks*
Max: well...im not really sure ^^"

Sport?
Mo: volleyball definately
Max: um...stumped once again ^^"

Candy?
Mo: chocolate *smirks*
Max: gumdrops ^^

Song?
Mo: oo uhhh thts a toughy...i wanna say its a song by 3days grace or Linkin Park..
Max: haha umm dude i fail at this..

Movie?
Mo: it has to have action, it gets her going *grins to self*
Max: uhh...shit i dont know D8

Holiday?
Mo: she doesnt really have one cuz of memories..but she hates Valentines day, well she did anyway *smirks* i turned tht one around *grins*
Max: AH HA! i know this one!! its Christmas xD


Does he/she:
Snore?
Mo: only if shes really tired..
Max: nope, she sleeps like a babeh ^^

Cook?
Mo: bwhaha yes, most amazing waffles evurr
Max: somewhat, she can cook a mean bowl of rice xD

Play an instrument?
Mo: piano, shes pretty good at it too
Max: not tht i kno of..i think she tried the violin

Have a lot of moolah?
Mo: her family is loaded and our job pays 20-60grand a mission. so yeahh
Max: not really, but thts okay ^^

Have a troubled/interesting past?
Mo: more than you and i will ever kno..
Max: i dont think so, shes always so happy ^^

Party?
Mo: *laughs a bit* yeah she does *smirks* like a friggin beast xD
Max: no, she doesnt do tht either. shes shy xD

Dance?
Mo: *sighs, grinning* yeah she can dance
Max: *laughs a bit* not very well, but its cute, i love it xD

Sing?
Mo: she can do tht too, like an angel. tho she doesnt really like to, but i can still make her sing *smirks* usually my name on and on-
Me: YOURE DONE! Dx
Mo: xD
Max: um no, i dont think she can do tht.

Fart?
Mo: she does in her sleep xDD
Max: *laughs* uhhh well girls dont fart according to them, and i havent heard her let one rip yet sooo not sure xD


NOW TAG SOMEONE!
uhh ~SilverFangedWolf and ~JIGJAM! ^^

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Kris Allen

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: colorado springs
  • Interests: swimming, drawing, bowling, Guitar Hero, surfing, tacos, boys, BitterSweet, and pugs
  • Favourite movie: GI Joe, the Ugly Truth, Ironman
  • Favourite band or musician: owl city, all time low, boyslikegirls
  • Favourite genre of music: pop, punk, indie, covers
  • Favourite poet or writer: shel silverstein, david lubar
  • Favourite photographer: michela sadairin?
  • Favourite style of art: cartoon
  • MP3 player of choice: 8gb Zune
  • Favourite game: guitar hero and Fable
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Chowder, Stewie, Flapjack

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:iconblackeraser:
ey, thanks for watching.^^

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Mean people suck. Period.
:iconmumblemonkey:
hey youre welcome, my fellow filipino ^^

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"what size are you?" ACTUAL!
:iconjigjam:
Sorry that my Xbox froze. DX (I still dunno why. ^^; )

AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YA. D8 XD

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THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE BANANA DAIQUIRI AS WE KNOW IT...ALSO LIFE.
:iconmumblemonkey:
haha its cool, my bro was hoggin the xbox anyway. just a heads up, hes on there more than i am soo

and mel or melissa works just fine ^^

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"what size are you?" ACTUAL!
:iconjigjam:
Ah. XD


AWESOME. 8D

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THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE BANANA DAIQUIRI AS WE KNOW IT...ALSO LIFE.
:iconmumblemonkey:
friggin yes 8D

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"what size are you?" ACTUAL!
:iconjigjam:
I sent ya a friend request on XBOX Live. 8D

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THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE BANANA DAIQUIRI AS WE KNOW IT...ALSO LIFE.
:iconmumblemonkey:
bwhaha sweet, i accepted it 8D

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"what size are you?" ACTUAL!
:iconjigjam:
WHOO! 8D

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THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF THE BANANA DAIQUIRI AS WE KNOW IT...ALSO LIFE.
:icondeadlybunnyhop:
im going on a new years spree. anyone i can find i will say happy new year to so umm yea happy new year!

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ME: wassup MMAARRTTHH!!
Dante: say it again and ill balst your lips off
ME: marrrrrrt-
BANG (gunshot)
ME: zomg my lips are GONE
Dante: Dumbass. i didnt even shoot in his general direction.

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